at what age do i just magically turn hot

lovesexzodiac:

1. People who borrow their pen and never return it
2. Lovers that don’t orgasm
3. Being made jealous by a lover
4. Being outshone at any task
5. Dining without dignity
6. Being the victim of gossip
7. Being accused of being unfaithful (even if they are)
8. People who are too trendy
9. People who claim to be psychic
10. Not being able to park in the handicapped space

woah me

definitely failing this limit test tomorrow ha HA hA

thepensivebrony:

“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”

finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever

thorinss:

you think you’re sad now

wait until you watch lost

thinking about it makes me cry fogmgfdsadfgh